This ancient Chinese healin’ has been passed along for
Unfortunately, in the States it’s quite new
But I’ve taken two semesters at the tech school here
And I can’t wait to get acupuncture’ you Owoo-hoo-hoo.
Most people haven’t heard yet of the acupuncture/rolf
But It’s sort of east meets west With some Tai Chi thrown
in the stew
Big needle, yes, but I know you’ll suffer less
Because the smaller needles are less familiar to me.
You know what they say: pain is inevitable, but suffering
Feel that? Oh yeah! Good, now how ‘bout a little Rolfing?
Hai! Ha! AAAAHHHHH! Sorry…
You’ll be in agony for a few weeks
and throwing up in a hundred different ways,
But that’s normal when you’ve been studying
Ancient Chinese medicine for only 14 days. Woo hoo!
The Acupuncture Song
Words and Music by Mark Nichols 2003
Julie Lewis: Vocals. Originally from
this song comes when the hero is at his absolute lowest.